JOKES - LAWYER
Q. What is the difference between
a lawyer and a catfish?
A. One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Q. What's the difference between a hooker & a lawyer?
A. Hooker stops screwing you when
your dead.
Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A. God doesn't pretend to be a lawyer.
Q. What's the difference between Boxer and a lawyer?
A. The boxer wants the fight to end and doesn't try to keep charging you when it is over.
JOKES - JUDGES
*A father goes to bar after court. *He's mad & yells; "All Juvenile court judges are morons!" *Guy at end of bar yells; "I resent that!"
*The father responds, "Why..., are YOU a juvenile court judge?"
*Slurring his words, the guy replied,
"Absolutely NOT, I'm a moron."
